Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Interesting

Interesting comparisons....conservatives and liberals:
•If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
•If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
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•If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
•If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
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•If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
•A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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•If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
•If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
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•If a black man or Hispanic man is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
•Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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•If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
•A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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•If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
•Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
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•If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
•A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
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•If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
•A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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